
Exhibit A: Shoes that are clearly too large for my feet.

Exhibit B: Not my wallet, knife, or rings. However, I will gladly keep all evidence contained in wallet.

Exhibit C: Shopping bag from unfamiliar store. Definitely not one of my regular places of spending.

Exhibit D: Firewood? Orange snake?

Exhibit E: Unidentifiable object.

Exhibit F: More firewood? It's the wrong season. Also, no known fireplace in the house.
Exhibit G: Robot in a box? Espresso machine?

Exhibit H: Culprit found